Right Ahead- Final Word

   Then some of His disciples came to Him privately saying, "What shall be the sign of Thy coming, and of the end of the world?" And He answered them, "Take heed that no man deceive you. For tens of thousands of believers shall be caught up to heaven in an instant, and planes shall fall from the sky, and trains derail, and cars and trucks shall crash. And at that time, because the people shall not know WTF just happened,  great fear shall take hold upon them.
   "And in their fear shall they anoint themselves a king, who is antichrist. Then shall they to whom ye witnessed, yet they believed not, then shall they see ye were right all along, and in those days they shall believe the gospel. Upon these will I build my new church. As for thee, ye shall not worry;  for ye shall be with Me in paradise, where we shall party like unto a rock star seven years."
   Then His disciples ask Him, "Lord, what of those who believe after that we be gone? Shall they not party with us?" And He answered them, "I tell thee nay; but because they believed thee not, neither came to thy Wednesday Bible Study, therefore that is their friggin' problem: into tribulation shall they go!" And His disciples were like, "Damn!"

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IF THIS ISN'T WHAT JESUS TAUGHT HIS DISCIPLES, WHY IS IT WHAT YOU TEACH YOURS?

SHOULD YOU NOT TEACH YOUR DISCIPLES WHAT JESUS TAUGHT HIS??